Idiot In The Desert

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Idiot In The Desert

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

An idiot was stranded in the desert. As he walking along he found a lamp. The idiot rubbed the lamp and to his surprise, a Genie came out.

The Genie said he would grant the idiot two wishes.

The idiot thought what his first wish should be. He was very thirsty so he said

"For my first wish I want a pint of beer that will keep filling itself back up!"

So the Genie gave him a pint of beer, the man drank and it filled itself back up. The man thought this was great.

"And your second wish?" asked the Genie

"I'll have another one of those please!" said the idiot.

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