Tiger Woods was driving down a desert road in his Ferrari F60 when he pulled into a petrol station. Tiger got out of his car grabbed the pump and began to fill up. As he bent over to put it in his car his tees fell out of his pocket.

The garage attendant, noticing this, comes over, points at the tees, and asks: "What are those for then?"

Tiger replies: "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving"

The attendant looked surprised and says: "I don't know, these modern cars seem to have technology for everything these days!"