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Mental Hospital


Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)
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A sane man walks into a mental hospital and see's a man sawing wood. He asks him

"What Are you doing"

"Making sawdust" replies the other man.

"Well what's he doing" says the sane man pointing to a man dangling from the ceiling from a wire.

"He Thinks he's a light bulb"

"Well why don't you get him down" Says the first man.

"What and turn out the lights?"
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