Three men were taking a trip on a plane. When they get on the pilot tells the
passengers not to throw anything out of the windows. The plane lifts off
and they're on their way. On the plane the first man finds a pencil and
wondering what to do with it he is told by one of the other men to throw it out
the window, so he does. Then the second guy finished his apple and
wondering how to get rid of the core he asks the other two men, they tell him to
throw it out the window, so he does. Next the third man finds a grenade!
Panicking he throws it out the window.
After the plane had landed the three men were walking down the
street when they came across a guy holding his eye. The three men asked him
what happened, he said he had looked up in the sky and a pencil fell and hit him
in the eye. So the three men continued down the street and they come across
a man holding his head, the three ask him what's wrong? The man says that
he was walking down the street and an apple core fell on his head! Feeling
a little strange the men continue down the street when they come across a man
holding his stomach lauging his head off! The three ask him what's so
funny? The man replies, I farted and that building exploded!