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Blond TV

Posted By billieguerin (02 June, 2003)

A blond walks into a shop a says to the shop keeper "can i buy that TV please?" The shop keeper says ''no i don't serve blonds." So she goes home and dies her hair brown. She goes back to the shop and says' 'can i buy that TV now." The shop keeper says ''No i don't serve blonds.'' She says ''how do you know im blond?'' The shop keeper says ''Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave."

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