A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up,
hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all
slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a
wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show
everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks, "And how
much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him
and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy
$200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay. Now GET OUT and don't come
back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first cleansing of a slacker, the
CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
slacker was doing here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters, "Delivering pizza." |
