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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled
back in his head. The other guy whips out is mobile phone and callls the
emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is
dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice,
says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the
line. He says, "Okay, now what?" |