A man walks into a convenience store to buy shaving cream, he asks the clerk
where to find it; he replies “Isle 3”.
The man retrieves the cream walks to the counter to pay for it when the clerk
asks him “ What kind of razor do you have?” The man replies “What does it
matter what kind of razor I have?”
The clerk simply says, “Well sometimes different creams work better with
certain razors…”
Annoyed, the man shrugs him off, pays & leaves….
A few days later he returns to the store for Toothpaste, again the
clerk asks him what kind of toothbrush he uses… again the man replies what does
it matter… some toothpastes work better with certain toothbrushes….
That next week the man enters the store with a box in his hand.
The clerk’s questions the box, the man says to take a whiff; he does… “That
smells like shit!” exclaims the clerk…
“Exactly!” says the man..
“Now what kind of toilet paper should I use?!”
