A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a
leafy country lane. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's
lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young
woman says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss".
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge. She
nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the
sound of tight white panties sliding down voluptuous legs and he imagines what
loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment
longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare
leg. He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with
great astonishment,he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging
between her legs.He gasps in horror, "My God Mary have you changed your sex!?".
"No," she replies, "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead.
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