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Pet Parrot


Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)
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A man is at a nude beach reading the paper when he sees a little girl walking around. He covers himself with the paper and she walks over.

The little girl asks, "whats under your paper?"

The man replies, "My pet parrot."

The girl asks, "can I see the pet parrot?"

The man says,"no, now leave me alone.

The girl leaves and the man goes to sleep. When he wakes up he's in the hospital. He sees the girl and her mom.

The mom says, "its okay honney."

The girl walks over and says, "mister, I'm really sorry but I peeked at your pet parrot and it spit on me so I broke it's neck, smashed the eggs, and burnt the nest."
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