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Odd Dwarf Joke

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it.

A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of shit, the little dwarf shouts out

"I just did that!"

So the big man kills him.

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