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Some beans are down the pub

Posted By denzil (23 March, 2005)

Some beans are down the pub.

The first one says "I'm a runner bean. I am the fastest bean the world has ever seen."

They all give him a round of applause.

The second one says "I'm a broad bean. I'm by far the broadest bean this planet has ever known."

Cheers all round.

The third ones goes "I think I'm in the wrong pub. I'm Sean Penn."

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Some beans are down the pub