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Money


Posted By cats (10 September, 2003)
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A bloke goes to the doctor's with a ten pound note sticking out of his bottom. The doctor removes it with some tweezers, but finds more.

Eventually, the doc has pulled out £1,990. The bloke looks at the money and says "Well, I knew I wasn't feeling two grand......"

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