A man decides to have a party and invites loads of people,
telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Themed Party
Come as a Human Emotion"
On the night of the party, the first guest
arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the
letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit,
what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The
host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes
later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered
in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate
parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in
and join the party".
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the
third time, and the host opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark
naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his
penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Gee guys, what the
hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out there.
What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies,"Well, I'm fucking
discustad and my friend here has come in dispair!"
