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Three Nurses and a Dead Doctor


Posted By assman (16 August, 2003)
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The Doctor is lying dead in the morgue.

Three nurses go down with another unlucky victim.

They see the doctor lying there and think that they would like to have one  last bit of fun with him.

So two of the nurses have sex him, but the third nurse doesn't know if she should as she is on her period.

She decides to shag him.

As she sits up so does he.

They say to him "We thought you were dead?!"

He replies "I had been, until you gave me those two jump starts and that blood transfusion!"

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