Two blokes were talking in a pub, and the first one says "On
my way home from the pub last night I took a short cut over the railway track,
and there was this woman there with her tits out. Well, we just started making
love there and then. It was fantastic. I picked her up in my arms and took her
back to my flat, and we had sex all night long. It was terrific, the best sex
I've had in ages."
"Wow, you lucky bastard," said his mate, "What did
she look like?"
"Don't know" he replied, "I couldn't find her
head." |
