There was once this happily married old couple, well, they
were happy apart from one thing, the husband's bad habbit of breaking wind every
morning.
On their 30th wedding anniversary, the wife woke up,as usual,
coughing and and gasping for breath. She then decided that she was so fed up
with this that she would get her revenge. So she went downstairs, into the
kitchen, picked up a big bowl, and filled it with raw liver,mashed potato,
gravy, red wine and minced beef, shemixed it all up, went upstairs and dumped
the contents of the bowl into the bed next to her husband. She went downstairs
and waited.
About an hour later, the wife heard acouple of huge farts
reverberate off the foorboards and then she heard a blood curdling scream.
About an hour later the husband came down the stairs holding the
"bloodstained" sheets and pyjamas. He then said
'wife, all these years
you've been telling me, but i never did, but now i knew i should have listend.'
'What do you mean?' asked the wife tying not laugh.
'All these
years you've been telling me that one day i'd fart my guts out, and today it
finally happend. But by the grace of god and these two fingers i got them all
back in again'
