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Cream biscuit

Posted By Funny.co.uk (07 February, 2003)

A lady and her son were walking down the street one day, and there was a used condom in the gutter.

"Whats that mummy?" asked the boy.
"Um, thats a cream buscuit dear" replied the mother.

A little bit further down the road the little boy says
"Mummy, I feel sick. I ate all the cream from the biscuit"

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