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Leper In A Bar

Posted By Funny.co.uk (07 February, 2003)

A man goes into a bar and asks for shots of drinks, he has a shot of tequila then vomits. He has another then vomits and he does this several times. A leper comes over and says "I'm sorry if my appearance is making you sick"
"no" the man says "it's the guy next to you dipping his chips in your neck."

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