Women Trouble

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Women Trouble

Posted By Funny.co.uk (07 February, 2003)

One day there were 3 blokes in the bar and they were all depressed.

The bar man goes over to them and says "What's the matter? women trouble?"

They all go "yeah."

The bar man says "Go home and do exactly what your wife tells you to do!"

The next day the firstman walks in black and blue. The barman says

"What the hell happend to you?!"

He says "I was taking the rubbish out when i fell over the garbage can and she said wake the hole neighbourhood up why dont you, so i did."

The second man walked in and he was all burnt to hell. The bar man says "W1hat happent to u?"

The man replied, "I was making some toast and i burnt it and my wife said burn the whole house down why dont you, so i did."

The third man walked in and put a lump of meat on the table. The barman says

"what the hell is that?!"

The man says "Well i was makin love to my wife and she said CUT IT OUT!"

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