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Carrot


Posted By PinkFuzzyBunny (16 May, 2003)
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One day there was three people lost in the forest for 2 weeks. Their names were Bob, Jill and James. During this time they ran out of food and search all around to find it.

They to a house old broken down house. They all agreed that Bob should go in the house to find food. So Bob went in and to his surpise he found an old lady. He ask the old lady if she can give up some food for himself and two other friends.

"I'll give you all the food you want. If you make love to me," replied the old lady.

Bob agreed that he should do it for himself and his friends. They want to the bedroom and, when the old took off her clothes, Bob was sick.

Bob then asked her if she can wear a bindfold. She agreed to put on the blindfold. Bob then said "Please excuse me I have to use the bathroom."

Bob went but not to the bathroom. Bob went to the kitchen to get a carrot and dipped the carrot in mayo. He went back to the bedroom and made love to her with the carrot .

After he was done he throw the carrot out the window. Bob what outside to give his friends some food.

"Hey guys I got some food," said Bob.

"We aren't hungry anymore. We found ourselves a carrot," replied Jill and James.

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