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Microsoft

Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)

Q. How many Microsoft software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. They don't. Bill Gates just declares dark the new universal standard! (or: They don't, they think there's enough light shining out of his arse!)

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