A man carrying three ducks walks into a quiet bar. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks and chats to the bartender. The bartender has learnt from experience not to ask people about the animals they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks.

They chat for about 30 minutes before the guy goes to the toilet, leaving the ducks on the bar. The bartender decides to seize the oppurtunity to have a conversation with the ducks. "So what your name?" he asks the first duck.

"Huey," replies the bird

"How's your day been Huey?"

"Great. Had a ball. I've been in and out of puddles all day"

"That's nice," said the bartender.

Then he says to the second duck: "Hello there, and what's your name?"

"Dewey" comes the answer.

"So, how was your day, Dewey?"

"Great. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance I'd do it all over again."

Finally the bartender turns to the third duck and says: "So you must be Louie"

"No," growls the duck "My name is Puddles- and don't even ask about my day!"