A man comes home to find a panda on his doorstep. As soon as he open his door to go in the panda pushes him aside and runs into the house. It goes into his kitchen and eats all the food, then it goes into his living room wanks all over his sofa than runs out the front door. The man, really confused at what he just witnessed, gets a dictionary from his book shelf and looks up 'Giant Panda'. It reads  "Panda, Black and white mammal, eats shoots and leaves."