A man walks into a pub with an octopus under his arm, he puts in on the
counter and bets anyone in the pub that they can't find an instrument too hard
for the octupus to play. The bet stands at £50.
The first drinker to have a go brings the octopus a trumpet. The
octupus takes it and without hesitation plays a tune Louis Armstrong would have
been proud of.
Secondly a man comes up and hands the octopus an electric quitar. Again the
pub is amazed by the skill as the octupus plays a perfect rendition of Hendrix's
along the watchtower.
The octupus' owner pockets the money and is about to leave when a scotsman
comes in and puts a set of bagpipes on the bar. The octopus picks them up.
Looking very puzzled he fumbles with it for a bit. With delight the scotsman
says! "Aha, ya canne play it can ye?!" The octopus looks at him and says
"Play it? I'll fuck it when I work out how to get its pyjamas
off!"
