There were four ducks that got arrested while messing
around at the
pond.
The judge orders the ducks to come in one at a time to
speak
their piece.
The first duck comes in.
"What's your name,son?",
the judge asks.
"Duck", replied the duck.
"What are you in for?"
the judge asks.
"Well, I was sitting at the pond blowing bubbles,
and
the cop came by and arrested me."
The judge said "O.K., send in
the next duck."
The next duck came in. His name was "Duck,Duck",
and
he told the exact same story as the first duck.
After his
examination, the judge asked for the third
duck to be sent in. The third
duck's name was
"Duck,Duck,Duck", and he told the same story as the
first
two.
Finally, the judge sent for the fourth duck.
As he came in,
the judge said,"Let me guess...Your
name is Duck,Duck,Duck,Duck...right?"
The duck replied,"No sir, my name is Bubbles."
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