A man runs into a police station shouting "you`ve got to help
me, someone`s stolen my camel!"
Calm down says a policeman, we`ll have to take a statement from you.
The man gathers himself and replies, "ok, I rode the
camel to Sainsbury`s, tied it up outside and went in to do my shopping, I was only
gone 10 minutes then when I came out it was gone, someone`s stolen it!"
"Ok" says the policeman, "give us a description of the camel and
we`ll do our very best to find it."
The man has a little think then says, "it was brown in colour,
it had one hump on its back and it was female."
The policeman stops writing, looks up and asks "but how did you
know it was female sir?"
The man says, because everytime I ride around on it, people stop
and point and shout "look at the cu#t on that
camel!"
