A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Have you got any bread?"

Astonished at the sight of the talking duck the man replies "No mate we're a pub, we dont sell bread! sorry!"       

"Ok then" says the duck and walks to the pub door.

The duck then turns around, and walks back to the bar and says "Excuse me mate have you got any bread?"

The barman replys "Look, we're a pub we dont sell bread, we sell bitter, lager, wine and so on," so the duck says "Ok" and walks to the pub door

The duck then stops, turns around walks back to the bar and repeats "Excuse me mate have you got any bread?"

The barman (getting a bit pissed off now) says "Look, if  you ask for bread one more time I'm going to nail your beak to this counter! Now f*** off!"

The duck, scared by the mans anger runs off to the pub door and hides peeking around the side of the door.

He then bravely walks back up to the counter and asks "Excuse me mate, have you got any nails?"

"NO!!!!" says the barman in a rage.

"Well in that case then, have you got any bread?"