An old lady is having trouble with her pet dog snoring every night and
keeping her awake. So she goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a
ribbon around a snoring dog's penis he'll roll over and stop snoring.
The next night her dog is snoring so she goes to the kitchen and gets a red
ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis. His snoring stopped.
Later on that night her dog is snoring again, so she goes to the kitchen
and gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis, and he stops snoring.
The next morning the dog wakes up, looks down at himself, and says: "I don't
know what kind of freaky perverted dog-show you entered me into last night lady,
but it appears I came in first and second."
