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The Crow


Posted By Richard (21 October, 2004)
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Q: How do you make a crow fly?

A: You don't need to, it has the natural facility to do so by itself, through a system of bones, skin and muscle fashioned into wings. It of course cannot do this if it has been run over, or been thrashed against a wall by a drunk tramp.
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