A man is going hunting with a scoped sniper rifle.
That night he sees a bear he shoots, misses, curses and notices the bear is
right behind him "Your hump me or I eat you." The man has to have sex with the
bear.
Next day, the guy is pissed off so he upgrades the gun then he goes out
hunting. Unfortunately the same thing happens and the guy is really pissed off
about shaging the bear.
He upgrades his weapon and goes out hunting. He sees the bear, misses by a centimeter and
the bear says to him; "You really aren't here to hunt, are
you?"
