There was a fish waiting for a fly to drop 6 inches so the fish could eat the
fly.
There was a cat waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat
the fly and the cat could eat the fish.
There was a bear waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat
the fly, the cat would miss the fish, and the bear would get the fish.
There was a hunter waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat
the fly, the cat would miss the fish, the bear would get the fish, and the
hunter could get the bear.
So, the fly drops 6 inches, the fish gets the fly, the cat misses the fly and
falls in the water, the bear gets the fish, and the hunter gets the
bear.
Moral of the story is that when the fly drops 6 inches the pussy gets
wet.
