A man inherited a parrot. At first he thought this was a good
thing. But the parrot would do nothing but swear. It's language
offended hardened sailors.
On the first day the man played the parrot soothing music and put its
condition down to the stress of moving. On the second day he tried witty
put downs. On the third day he ignored it. Nothing worked, the
parrot still let forth a torrent of blue words.
On the fourth day he snapped and after a particularly creative insult
involving his mother, a goat and the local vicar the man grabbed the parrot and
thrust him into the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot continued unabated. Then everything went
quiet. The man, worried that he had killed the parrot, took a peek into
the freezer. The parrot hopped out and was strangely silent and then
said:
"I am most terribly sorry, old chap, if I in any way offended you earlier
with my choice language....could I just ask......what did the chicken
do?"