A penguin is driving through Arizona (as they do) on a hot
summer's day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and,
sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the
corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it.
The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes
back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car. The penguin
agrees and goes for a walk.
He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big
bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and it's
Arizona in the summer, after all. He sits down at the counter and starts in on
his ice cream.
Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy. By the
time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total
mess.
He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic,
"Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"
The mechanic replies, "It
looks like you've blown a seal."
