This baby polar bear was sat with his mum on an ice berg.
"Mum," he asked, "am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes darling, of
course you are." his mother answered.
"Yeah but, am I a proper polar
bear, you know, a real one?"
"Yes dear," his mum replied, "You're dad is
a polar bear, I'm a polar bear and your sister's a polar bear."
"I know
that mum," he said, "but am I a proper polar bear?"
"Of course you are"
said his mum, "now shut up and eat your penguin."
A minute later the
baby polar bear asks "Mum, I know what you've said, but am I really a proper
polar bear?"
"Look," she says, "you are a proper bloody polar bear
alright. What's wrong with you? Why do you keep asking me that?"
"Well,"
he replies, "I'm fucking freezing" |
