These two rabbits were sat in a laboratory, and got talking about how good it would be to break out. So, they hatched a plan and later that night they made their move and broke out of the lab and into the compound.

From there they slipped under the fence and were free. They ran and ran and ran, through the open fields, across the fresh water stream and in to a farmers field full of juicy ripe carrots.

Here they stopped for a bite to eat. "You know" said the first rabbit, "I miss the lab already"

"Why's that?" asked his mate.

"Well" he replied, "I'm gasping for a fag."