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Wishes


Posted By blade4616 (23 May, 2003)
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On a day in the forest a bear is chasing a rabbit and all of a sudden they fall in a pit. A fairy settles the quarrel by granting them each three wishes.

Both agree and the bear starts by making his wish. He wishes for a good looking bear to come along his way. The fairy tells him that his wish is granted. So the rabbit makes his wish and wishes for a motorcycle. The fairy also tells him that his wish is granted.

The bear wonders why the rabbit would chose a motorcycle, but proceeds to his second wish and wishes that all the bears in the forest would be female. The fairy grants his wish. Secondly the rabbit wishes for a helmet and the fairy grants it.

By now the bear is on his back laughing and proceeds on to his last wish and wishes that all the bears in the world would be female. The fairy grants his wish. The rabbit gets on the bike puts on his helmet and wishes that all the bears in the forrest are gay.

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