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Snail in a Pub

Posted By monkeyman107uk (13 July, 2003)

A snail walked into a pub and started drinking. After a few pints he started to get a bit rowdy so the barman kicked him out. Two weeks later he walked back in to the pub and said "what did you do that for?".

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