Rabbit in a bar

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Rabbit in a bar

Posted By monkeyman107uk (15 July, 2003)

A rabbit walked in to a pub and said to the barman "have you got any carrots", the barman said "no, try the grocery shop down the road". The next day the rabbit went back in to the pub and said "have you got any carrots", the barman said "no, we don't sell carrots". The same thing happened again the next day and the day after. The day after that the rabbit went back in to the same pub and said "have you got any carrots" the barman said "if you come in again and ask for some carrots i'll nail your ears to the floor". The next day the rabbit walked in to the bar and said "have you got any nails" and the barman said "no" so the rabbit said "have you got any carrots then".

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