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Fancy Dress Snail

Posted By Richard (07 August, 2003)

A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back.

'So what are you supposed to be?' the host asked.

'I'm a snail.' The man replied.

'What a load of crap!' the host spat. 'How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?'

'That's not a naked girl, mate,' the bloke replied, 'that's Michelle.'

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