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How The World Works


Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)
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A six year boy comes home from school and asks his daddy; "tell me daddy how does a home work?"

"Well son, I am the capitalist I make sure that there is bread and butter on the table and all the bills are paid.

Your mother is the government, she makes sure that all the administrative and disciplinary issues are taken care off;

The gardener and the maid, these are the workers;

Your six month old sister, this is the future;"

"Thank you dadday now I understand."

A few days later the young lad comes from school and finds his baby sister has 'shat' on herself and crying yelling for attention. He runs to call his mother and knocks on her door but finds her asleep.

He then run to call the maid but in her room he finds his father on top of her, panting.

"Daddy now I understand. When the government is asleep, the Capitalist is fucking the workers and the future is in shit."

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