Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Bad Day Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 double vodkas, the barman says "bad day ?" The bloke replies "yes, I just found out my brother's gay !" "oh you'll get... Happy Birthday Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Four guys were telling stories in a pub. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys were left........... The first guy says,"I was worried that my son... he said she said Posted By NOVA_69 (10 November, 2004) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said... Do you love me just because ... Men And Women Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Men and Women.. There is a difference.... 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants, A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want 2. A woman wo... Missing chapter from Genesis Posted By andyroo (8 June, 2003) Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. Go... Nudist Colony Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) How can you tell a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.... One More Time! Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sitting next to each other on a trans-Atlantic flight. Suddenly, the plane plummets out of control. In panic, the woma... Perfect Day Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed - Fre... The Ferret Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) One day a bloke called Dave was sitting at the bar in a pub when in walks his mate Steve with a massive grin on his face. "What have you got to be so happy ... The Perfect Couple Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) One day a perfect man met a perfect woman. after dating for a couple of perfect weeks they decided to get married. it was the perfect wedding and their live... Top Seven Men Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3... Tough Girl? Posted By Mr Firth (21 December, 2003) How do you know when a girl's really tough? She rolls her own tampons!...