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Drunk at the Airport 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003)
A drunk arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already...

Hotel 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
One day, a man walked into a Hotel and said "Do you have a room?" Then the Manager said, "Yes, we have one with a pig, one with a cow, and one with 18 ladie...

Hunters 8/10 - Pretty Damn Good
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Three men go hunting, two are smart, and one is dumb. The first smart one goes out and 2 hours later comes back with a deer. The other two ask how he did it...

Rude Parrot 9/10 - Teetering On The Brink Of Total Greatness
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "An...

Skiers 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By punkrockfan_518 (9 August, 2005)
There were three men on a camping holiday, all in a tent in a farmers field. In the morning the three men told each other what they had dreamt the night b...


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