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A Churchill Quote 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By Funnyfunny (13 June, 2003)
Winston was at a party and was becoming somewhat the worse for drink. He was approached by a prominent member of the Aristocracy. Lady: Winston, you are dr...

Another Churchill Quote 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By JinMakkto (6 October, 2005)
Winston Churchill is at a dinner party, and someone comes round offering drinks. After Winston takes his usual whiskey, the person offers the man sitting ...

Feel Like a Woman 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.... but then i was born."...

Only One Lie 2/10 - Don't Waste Your Time
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
In my entire life, I've only told one lie. Well, I guess that makes two....

Winston Churchill 8/10 - Pretty Damn Good
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
One from the history books. Woman in crowd : Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea! Chuchill : Ma'm, if you were my wife I'd drink it. ...


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