4 Presidents Posted By Zorga (6 January, 2007) Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirl to the land of OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Grea... Boy playing with his train set Posted By iain1973 (27 December, 2006) A boy is playing with his train and his mum overhears him saying, "All you bastards getting off, for god's sake hurry up, all you bastards getting on, ... Pulled Over Posted By Zorga (14 December, 2006) A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."  The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on ... Viagra Posted By pomki (7 December, 2006) Why is the local retirement home giving Viagra to 80 year olds at bedtime? To stop them falling out of bed at night.... There were two nuns.. Posted By Zorga (5 December, 2006) One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),  and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).  It was getting dark and they were still... Triple Trouble Posted By pomki (30 November, 2006) Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a DOG!... Knock Knock! Posted By dj drum (2 October, 2006) Who's there?   Cowsgo.   Cowsgo who?   No they don't they go moooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!... Inkling Posted By dj drum (2 October, 2006) What is a inkling? A baby fountain pen.... Knock Knock Posted By dj drum (1 October, 2006) Who's there? Dismay. Dismay who? Dismay I'm going on holiday.... Make My Boobs Bigger Please Posted By deadly (27 September, 2006) A woman was always complaining about not having small boobs until eventually her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger. "Just rub... 100 Fruits Posted By GetPhat (24 September, 2006) Two men got kidnapped by a pirate and taken to a desert island. The pirate told them that they must collect 100 fruit before they can be ... Bush at School Posted By cfcarrigan (24 September, 2006) On a recent trip toBritain, President Bush went to a school for a Q&A. The teacher asked if anyone had a question for the president. Wee Jimmy p... Sheep Farming 101 Posted By Zorga (28 August, 2006) A novice farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones ... Give her another chance! Posted By bigbum (2 August, 2006) Every blonde in the world gathered in Wales for a 'Blonde fair' to show the world that all blondes aren't dumb.To prove they are clever, one ... Silly Balloon Joke Posted By jasondlonghurst (24 April, 2006) Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon. Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and d...