Knock Knock

Posted in Corny on October, 01 2006 9:34 PM

Who's there? Dismay. Dismay who? Dismay I'm going on holiday. ...
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Make My Boobs Bigger Please

Posted in Sex on September, 27 2006 11:47 PM

A woman was always complaining about not having small boobs until eventually her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger. "Just rub a piece of tissue between them once or ...
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100 Fruits

Posted in Food on September, 24 2006 4:12 PM

Two men got kidnapped by a pirate and taken to a desert island. The pirate told them that they must collect 100 fruit before they can be freed so they both go off to collect t ...
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Bush at School

Posted in Political on September, 24 2006 4:06 PM

On a recent trip toBritain, President Bush went to a school for a Q&A. The teacher asked if anyone had a question for the president. Wee Jimmy put his hand up and said, "I've&nb ...
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Sheep Farming 101

Posted in Animals on August, 28 2006 2:36 PM

A novice farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that h ...
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Give her another chance!

Posted in Stupid People on August, 02 2006 5:54 PM

Every blonde in the world gathered in Wales for a 'Blonde fair' to show the world that all blondes aren't dumb.To prove they are clever, one blonde lady went on stage and had ...
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Silly Balloon Joke

Posted in Corny on April, 24 2006 8:24 PM

Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon. Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're o ...
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Dubya

Posted in Stupid People on April, 04 2006 4:27 PM

During his daily briefing on Monday morning, Donald Rumsfeld informed the president, "Three brazilian soldiers were killed over the weekend."  President Bush, obviously distraugt, bur ...
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