Spanish Sheep

Posted in Animals on March, 27 2006 7:07 AM

What do you call a Spanish sheep with no legs? Gracias! ...
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New Liverpool Striker

Posted in Sports on February, 14 2006 12:45 PM

Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks w ...
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The River Only a Woman Could Conquer!

Posted in Stupid People on January, 02 2006 3:02 PM

There were three men hiking through a forest when they came upon a raging river.  In order to cross the river the first man prayed to God, "God will you give me the strength to cross this r ...
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Air plane

Posted in Stupid People on January, 02 2006 2:53 PM

Three men were taking a trip on a plane.  When they get on the pilot tells the passengers not to throw anything out of the windows.  The plane lifts off and they're on their way.  ...
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Doctor! Doctor!

Posted in Medical on November, 02 2005 4:07 PM

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, that's because we had to amputate your arms. ...
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Tony

Posted in Corny on October, 18 2005 5:49 PM

Q.What do you call a man with no shin? A.Tony ...
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Desert Survival

Posted in Stupid People on October, 16 2005 5:13 PM

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman become lost in the desert. Soon enough, they are kidnapped by desert bandits. They are robbed of anything of value, then thrown in a cell to ...
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Broke Blonde

Posted in Stupid People on October, 06 2005 2:32 PM

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde d ...
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