Snowmen

Posted in Corny on October, 06 2005 2:27 PM

Two snowmen are standing in a garden. One says, "I wonder what it is like to fly in the clouds above", the other exclaims, "Look a talking snowman!!!!" ...
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Dolls

Posted in Wordplay on October, 06 2005 2:26 PM

What do you call a row of dolls about to be burned? A barbie-queue! ...
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Snowman's Birthday Song

Posted in Corny on October, 06 2005 2:23 PM

Q: What do you sing at a Snowman's Birthday Party?   A: Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow! ...
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Another Churchill Quote

Posted in Quotes on October, 06 2005 2:21 PM

Winston Churchill is at a dinner party, and someone comes round offering drinks. After Winston takes his usual whiskey, the person offers the man sitting next to Winston a drink, this man j ...
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Lazy Squirrels

Posted in Corny on October, 06 2005 2:17 PM

What do squirrels do on their days off? They stay at home and do nutting. ...
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To Do Before You Die

Posted in One Liners on October, 06 2005 2:16 PM

I was just reading through that book "50 Things to do Before You Die" and I was really surprised that none of them was "Shout for help!" ...
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Jesus at the pearly gates

Posted in Religion on October, 05 2005 2:33 PM

One day at the pearly gates, Jesus was in charge of accepting people into heaven. Time passed and nothing interesting happened until it was an old mans turn to be accepted. Jesus started to ask ...
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RIP Ronnie Barker

Posted in Corny on October, 05 2005 2:32 PM

Did you hear about the group that broke into a police department and took their only toilet? Now the police have nothing to go on. (This joke originally made it's first appearance on TV around 30 ...
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