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The line up for the 2014 Balham Comedy Festival which takes place from 11 - 19 July at The Bedford in Balham has been confirmed ...
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The Evolution of The Cinema

Posted in Written by Our Readers on April, 24 2013 5:45 PM

The changing face of the cinema between your teens and your late 20s ...
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Little Britain Live

Posted in Reviews on November, 06 2005 7:47 PM

Getting to Bournemouth proved problematic, we left at 4:45 but the journey, due to rush hour takes two and a half bloody hours, but the thought of the show keeps us bouyed and we have Tom Tom to ...
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Little Britain 3 - Audience Report

Posted in Articles & Features on August, 13 2005 10:11 PM

Our Little Britain adventure begins at 4-ish when we rock up outside BBC Television center. Not many people in the queue but best not to take any chances as they have over ticketed the situation ...
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Funny Quotes about Death

Posted in Real Life on July, 05 2004 11:53 PM

1. "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen.  2. "The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with ...
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Goon Show Scripts

Posted in Scripts on January, 19 2004 8:51 PM

The greenslade story Greenslade: This is the BBC Home Service. Fx: Door opens with wind gust? Wild applause Greenslade: Encore? Certainly. [Clears throat] This is the BBC Home Service. Fx: Wil ...
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...Is Like Making Love to a Beautiful Woman

Posted in Other Funny on November, 10 2003 10:38 PM

MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot, you've got to take your time, you've got to stir...gently, and firmly, you've got to grind yo ...
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The Darwin Awards (A Complete Archive)

Posted in Real Life on August, 04 2003 4:39 PM

The Darwin Award Nominees The Darwin Awards are awarded to individuals who through acts of extreme stupidity kill themselves and thus remove their defective gene from the human gene pool.&nbs ...
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