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Irishmen
Posted in Lightbulbs on October, 05 2005 3:27 PM
Q. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 10, 1 to hold the bulb in place and the other 9 to drink untill the room
spins.
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Thriller Writers
Posted in Lightbulbs on May, 17 2004 11:27 AM
How many thriller writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one gets it almost all the way in, then the other comes along and
applies a surprising twist at the end.
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Matrix fans
Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM
Q: How many Matrix fans does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A: There is no
lightbulb...
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Zen Masters
Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to change it, one not to change it
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Social Workers
Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light
bulb ? A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness".
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Divorced Men
Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change
a loght bulb in another divorced man's house? A: Yeah, like he gets the
house!
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Perverts
Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM
Q: How many perverts does it take
to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes the whole casualty
department to get it out.
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Men
Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM
Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change the light bulb, the other 9 to congratulate
him down the pub.
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