Irishmen

Posted in Lightbulbs on October, 05 2005 2:27 PM

Q. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. 10, 1 to hold the bulb in place and the other 9 to drink untill the room spins. ...
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Thriller Writers

Posted in Lightbulbs on May, 17 2004 10:27 AM

How many thriller writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two - one gets it almost all the way in, then the other comes along and applies a surprising twist at the end. ...
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Matrix fans

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many Matrix fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: There is no lightbulb... ...
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Zen Masters

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to change it, one not to change it ...
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Social Workers

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb ? A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness". ...
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Divorced Men

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a loght bulb in another divorced man's house? A: Yeah, like he gets the house! ...
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Perverts

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out. ...
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Men

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the light bulb, the other 9 to congratulate him down the pub. ...
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